This post is mainly for the benefit of Dave, who asked about the logistics of storing milk in bags. I don't blame him, it makes no sense.
The first picture shows the milk in it's natural state. Bagged. It is at rest here, but should still not be trusted.
Now how should we deal with this strange abomination you ask? How shall we extract the milk? Good question.
We cut the corner off.
Now the next problem that presents itself is that we have two litres of milk in a polythene sack with no structure, and it now has a hole in the side. Hence the following solution:
Place the bag into a jug.
No, don't pour the milk into the jug, actually wrestle the flacid bag into the jug. Then leave it there.
A strange situation, I'm sure you'll agree. The whole thing seems pretty backwards. Made even more confusing by the fact that preliminary explorations made James and myself have show that milk CAN be purchased in a carton. People just choose to live this way.
(For extra points, you could have noticed that in the first picture, there is a contraption in the fridge known as the Milk Bag organiser, bearing the slogan "Finally, a milk bag organiser!")
The first picture shows the milk in it's natural state. Bagged. It is at rest here, but should still not be trusted.
Now how should we deal with this strange abomination you ask? How shall we extract the milk? Good question.
We cut the corner off.
Now the next problem that presents itself is that we have two litres of milk in a polythene sack with no structure, and it now has a hole in the side. Hence the following solution:
Place the bag into a jug.
No, don't pour the milk into the jug, actually wrestle the flacid bag into the jug. Then leave it there.
A strange situation, I'm sure you'll agree. The whole thing seems pretty backwards. Made even more confusing by the fact that preliminary explorations made James and myself have show that milk CAN be purchased in a carton. People just choose to live this way.
(For extra points, you could have noticed that in the first picture, there is a contraption in the fridge known as the Milk Bag organiser, bearing the slogan "Finally, a milk bag organiser!")
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